Halloween is just an excuse for kids to eat crap and girls to dress like trollops. Although I have nowhere to be and nobody to do on this evening, I thought I just might channel my inner trollop and cover each and every limb with an inch of fake tan and Oh my don't I look like pumpkin right for the picking. Strangely, I seem to have acquired a new svelte figure - or maybe its just like a car accident - you can't pull your eyes away; you try to take in every detail but there is too much so you only skim over the essentials. Whatever it is - I'll be keeping it for the weekend.
I have collected many secrets over the years - enough to fill a tonne of industrial size green bags- these secrets are both mine and that of others I have kept in my little green vault that will now be handed down to you.
Disclaimer: These secrets are not for the faint hearted - they contain sex - sometimes drugs - and a lot of rock n roll. You may find yourself in these secrets - believe me (and I speak for my fellow green bag keeper and blogger) you will never be disappointed - and rest assured we will never use names.
Sit tight - and get ready for the secrets to start flowing.
I have collected many secrets over the years - enough to fill a tonne of industrial size green bags- these secrets are both mine and that of others I have kept in my little green vault that will now be handed down to you.
Disclaimer: These secrets are not for the faint hearted - they contain sex - sometimes drugs - and a lot of rock n roll. You may find yourself in these secrets - believe me (and I speak for my fellow green bag keeper and blogger) you will never be disappointed - and rest assured we will never use names.
Sit tight - and get ready for the secrets to start flowing.
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